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The Dirty Sue Mousepad
The Dirty Sue Mousepad
The Dirty Sue Mousepad
Regular price$1599$15.99
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It's amazing how much easier the workday feels when you've been manifesting your future.
All day long, your mouse pad is quietly reminding you that somewhere out there, an ice-cold Dirty Sue Martini has your name on it. Then the clock strikes five...
Mission accomplished. You earned it.
The official home of your mouse (and your martini dreams).
9" x 7" premium neoprene.
3mm thick for all-day comfort.
May improve productivity. Will definitely improve quitting time.